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1st sun of the

Third Astral Moon

Out of the Woodwork:

everything comes to light

My fair readers, are you as busy as I have been?While this moon as been remarkably clustered with all manner of ways to keep ourselves entertained, we who have been swimming through society for turns are perhaps not floundering so badly as those who are returning from what we may call an extended convalescence. Were it simply one, perhaps they may be overlooked. Come, my friends, and feast upon the news I share with you this morning!It seems the time of mourning has come to an end at long last. The late Lord Edmund de Winter’s widow has recently been readmitted to Ishgard! Not a stitch of black to be seen in her fine wardrobe, however. Perhaps she does not grieve her late husband? Instead she was spotted in blinding white gowns and a delighted countenance at not only the recent melee and joust, but the Theroux’s Gala! She has wasted no time in forging new friendships, and was seen enjoying quite a bit of companionship during her dances…So too has the Viscountess Vauntelaire returned! She, it seems, is wearing mourning clothes for the whole of the ton. While she was spotted offering a favor to the victorious rider of the joust, Lord Vallenaux Chevalier! The self-same man who was seen so intimately slipping away from the gallery during the Valentione’s Ball, is now wearing Angelique blue! With the Viscountess seen in discussions with the heir to the Angelique title, perhaps there is more connections being spun than simple alliances between Houses?Or perhaps the Dowager’s neice is on the block?

thrown to the wolves;

Sweet miss Lunette Vauntelaire has made her debut to society with all the grace her aunt no doubt drilled into that lovely head. It seems she does not have the Dowager’s confidence of step in crowds however, as she was seen flushed of cheek and twisted of tongue in her attempts to speak with several potential suitors. The dear thing needs a chaperone with a less withering look to find her a match this season.That is, of course, merely my opinion lovely readers! Surely you can make your own?Not all our returning faces are bereft! Lord Yvernaux de Cœurdelion is once again consorting with dear, new friends! While at the Crozier, he was seen in the company of Red Mage d’Ermine and a masked man of curious intent! Why does he hide his identity so? At least Lord Cœurdelion seems delighted by the company he keeps! What a smile on that face…House Jourdain seems equally as pleased to be finding their place among their peers with their son in tow. This author has it under good authority that they are renewing the hunt for which political moves will best further their foundling family. Who has found their name on the Viscountess’s list…? I am eagerly awaiting an invitation of my own. Such a shame you shall hear no confessions of close ties from my lips.

Not all schemes are so simple. Have you not heard of the engagement of House Fleruy’s stewardess, Dame Aeldra Gladiola to Ser Griffoux Voland? Much is tumultuous regarding their betrothal! While the pair once attempted to elope several turns ago - do not think I have forgotten! - now it seems they pursue more legal means to their ends. Unless they plotted the downfall of the former Baron Valerianoux by way of execution. Surely they are not so cunning as all of this.My friends, I cannot imagine you would be satisfied with the mere crumbs laid before you! While several of you may yet be clutching at your Mama’s arm or spilling your coffee, try not to stain words of our magnificent Seaon’s start!

markets and melees;

Were you as enchanted as I with the Spring Market? My dear Crozier was bursting at the seams with those intent on spending every gil they had to their name on all sorts of odds and ends! Professor Alexandros Lux Silvenus was seen perhaps regretting his purchases of a sweet, lovely ribbon later witnessed gifted to his assistant! It seems not everyone is aware of the rules of propriety.Following its end, the melee held at Falcon’s Nest by Ser Aurelien de Jardineaux of the 4th Unit and Captain Esdeline de Fay of the 7th, the Grand Martial Tournament was a sight to behold! Faces I have yet to meet or recognize clustered close to watch the display of bloodshed and might! Despite the fierce competition offered by an array of skilled fighters, it was Ser Claire Delevigne clad in the colors of House Lune who emerged victorious to a considerable financial reward!I confess, the diminutive woman looked close to bursting into tears before she was swept quite indecently into the arms of one Lord Valinaux...although I do not believe it was the same man she trounced so thoroughly. The two were later seen dancing in close proximity at the Theroux’s Spring Gala, and left shortly after arriving without properly greeting the host! Surely they did not have so much to say in private that they could not at least bid adieu…how scandalous!

gallops and galas;

Perhaps the lords and ladies participating in the Joust should have taken lessons from those wielding far less than an impressive lance and mighty shield? Although the dear host did his best to make a show of it (I have not seen such displays of affection gracing a rider in all my turns!) it could only go on so far.Many riders were unseated, Ser Valinaux Durant, Ser Augustine Desrosiers, Ser Elaine Auclair, and one Lady Liaime de Glateux, as soon as the first round! Bizarrely, although he rode in the colors of House Angelique, Baron Vallenaux Chevalier was deemed the victor and claimed his victory for not only the Angeliques but the Chevaliers!Perhaps he believes the lion boasted to stalk the halls of such a pristine house is already well fed and does not fear it.Yet it appears that the place to be this past sennight’s end was the First Annual Spring Gala hosted by Viscount and Viscountess Theroux! While the House de Theroux has not hosted so much as a dinner party in recent turns, we must forgive the Lord Theroux as we were all quite convinced he was as dead as the elder!One can only hope the Lady Theroux teaches her husband how polite society now holds themselves during such a function. After stealing away to a nook of the Conservatory, this author has it under fine authority that he chased the Lord Domaine from his estate! One must wonder if the disgraced man even received an invitation to begin with. Upon their return the pair seemed in much finer spirits, although Lady Theroux looked quite distressed by Lord Domaine’s fallen countenance.What is the saying? Bird of a feather…?

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Third Astral Moon

All for Charity:

not all heroes have a sword

A number of attendees were gracious with their purses. While this author also was moved to contribute, the Lord Theroux mentioned several esteemed guests by name to the crowd as benefactors! Lady Framboise Zakuro, Lady Beau Dawnstrider, Ser Jonah Sorenson, Lord Valinaux Durant, Lord Marcelloix Bonvivant and Lady Cecilia Laurent were all named by the Viscount as contributors toward the evening's charities. Perhaps others in need of generosity may turn their gaze in such a direction...

Forgo Propriety:

just one night

Was it the heat of the conservatory that had so many couples stealing away to quiet nooks and shadowed crannies? Perhaps it was the bubbling of the koi ponds that encouraged bare hands to touch, and gloves to be stowed away. Perhaps it was the anonymity of the brush that had strangers dipping one another in a dance!One Lady Dylise Lothaire was seen in the grips of an existence known as being a 'wall flower', something which plagues a fair number of our peers! Unless, of course, it was all a ruse. Lady Lothaire was seen stealing away into one of the cloistered corners of the conservatory with Lady Irene Regime, and later approaching Lord Cleichant de Visomaire on her own invitation! They did seem cozy by the ponds, didn't they?

There were even those who danced the whole of the night only with one another, and then stole away into the cold and the quiet out of doors!Perhaps as we saw with one Antoineaux Darklore, perhaps it is because dancing lessons are in order and there were few who wished to humiliate themselves with a dance partner who did not know precisely how to avoid having their feet trod upon! My sympathies to the man's husband...This author spotted no less than three couples taking full advantage of the grounds. Surely you will all be more mindful of who might very well be watching, dear readers.Although I do so love penning all of your names.

letters to the editor;

one last word

Dear Carnations,A handsome neighbor is truly a gift to behold! If you and your potential beau have an interest in one another, perhaps the time has come for a boldness that does not require unbuttoning your vest in mass!If all else has failed in the traditional sense and your heart beats yet to the sound of his voice, I have witnessed recently what I assure you will be a tried and true method of catching his attention.Dear reader, simply faint.The next time your intended is nearby, let your legs slip from beneath you as delicately as possible and pitch in his direction. A true gentleman will catch the object of his devotion - surely you want nothing less than this.

((The team of EoE would like to extend another heartfelt thank you to everyone who joined us this weekend! We were able to raise $100 for A.R.T., as well as a significant amount for future event builds! Thank you so much!))

17th sun of the

Second Umbral Moon

Looks May Be Deceiving:

but so is truth

Dearest readers,Oh, to feel a change in the air! I am certainly not alone in rejoicing when the first buds and blooms peek their way between our frostbitten cobblestones. Not all seem so loathe to dismiss the ides of winter. Lord Vallenaux Chevalier, for whose beloved Father this author continues to send up prayers and supplications for, has been spotted coming and going to the Angelique Manor quite frequently these past suns in the company of Staff and Knights alike. Is the burgeoning connection we noted at the Angelique wedding earlier this cycle coming to fruition?Unless it is all a clever ruse! The same Lord Chevalier was seen in the company of the Dowager Viscountess Morracia Vauntelaire, and seemed dejected when her absence was found. The Dowager herself is so rarely seen in public these suns, it is no wonder she has taken into her close company an acting Baron who pulls eyes to him in her stead! Just what does she not wish for us to see…?

masquerades;

Not all things being kept in the dark are so secret, my friends!During a recent masquerade - the masks are required for a reason of course - Viscountess Cressida Vianney was seen spending the whole of an evening in the company of Lord Cyrano Panthalassa, the host of a recent desert soiree! It seems the Dalmascan knew ways to keep the Lady’s attention far better than her husband, who departed with her after spending the whole of his evening seeing to business, of all things! Perhaps she will call on her new friend to give her husband a fine lesson in the art of conversation?Similarly, an Aris’tana Darklore spent a good deal of time in the company of a mysterious woman, only to dismiss her at the arrival of his husband Antoineaux! One must wonder what conversation they had that could not be shared. The gentlemen were seen in close proximity at the recent charity event held by Viscount and Viscountess Theroux in Gallery Figaro, however, so perhaps the two were once again on equal footing?

It appears the evening for giving was a success! This author has learned of donation in the hundred of millions, which Lord Theroux removed himself from the party briefly to receive! If rumors are to be believed, and thus become fact, it appears the money was largely from one Jonah Sorenson of Sorenson Arms and Armour! That a Viscount who served in Ishgard’s ill-fated war would take such blood money is not unexpected. It is a wonder, however, that he would still have such a hand in these matters with the deaths of so many of his family in its involvement! His own brother and the previous heir aside…Perhaps that is why so many invitations are being sent in regards to the Theroux’s first annual Spring Gala! Even this author has found one waiting at the table when I have gone to break my fast. The event is said to benefit those recovering from the Occupation of Ala Mhigo, as well as those still rebuilding after the end of the Dragonsong War. Does guilt fester so in the family that they must turn their gaze abroad in the hopes of paying penance?

and makers;

Do not think my heart calloused for speaking so truthfully my darlings. I see too how lovely the beginning of the season is set to be! The 7th and 4th Unit will make ready the field for a show of martial prowess of those involved, with a sizeable purse whispered to be the reward for the victor. The joust set to follow the next sun will hold no less honor! Who doesn't love to see those fine, lance wielding would be heroes? Perhaps you may find yourself staring into the face of such uncertainty...Or perhaps you will enjoy your time at the Spring Market instead! With Gallery Figaro recently teeming with artists and jewelers and their like, it has set many hearts fluttering for those who create! Perhaps those lofty lord and ladies in the Pillars are not the only patrons of the arts!Find yourselves a goldsmith, dear readers, and sponsor their next ring collection. Or a poet - one Mukiki Muki is rumored to be presenting their work at Between the Lines later this moon!Surely everyone is in need of their own personal creative! As I am not on the market, perhaps you may find another whose hand is outstretched for the taking...

1st sun of the

Second Umbral Moon

Change in the Air:

of the heart and home

My dear readers,Surely you have been enjoying the change of the seasons as much as I!Whilst those abroad in Ishgard and Ul’dah may not yet see the shifting weather in their deserts of snow and sand, those of you nestled in the marvel of Gridania and Vylbrand have certainly witnessed the earliest blooming buds of spring! It is not only our star undergoing such dramatic changes.I have it under very good authority that Ser Cinnieux of House Audoin has petitioned the Captain of the Fourteenth to take charge of the Fourth Company Temple Knights in the absence of their Lieutenant. Such discussions of politics are hardly of interest to any of us, but there is a more tintilating fact about this arrangement… Ser Cinnieux has attended a surprising number of soirees, balls and banquets with none other than the Captain’s own sister, Lady Inquisitor Estelle! Perhaps it is matters of the heart that sway his decisions for his career!

Of Heart;

There is a handful of our dear society who seem to be learning this lesson well! This author’s deepest sympathies are with the Chevalier family in their time of unrest. After Baron Chevalier fell ill to the burden of a Temple Knight’s life, it appears his son will take up the mantle properly in his stead. Lord Vallenaux Chevalier is no stranger to finding his name within these pages, but I offer this personal note now - my heart is with you in this trying time. May your father recover well and beyond even what you hope for.

It would not be the first time we have seen unexpected alliances.One such was seen being spun together at the Lion’s Maw in Ul’dah during their weekly fights. An Almasi, the eldest of the vipers, was seen consorting with one Roronzo Sesenzo! Those present report Lavender was unaccompanied by her twin brother for the evening, leaving the two to converse at length! It’s said that Lavender was in considerably good spirits upon the Monetarist’s departure. Just what sort of agreement could they have come to…?Could she have been assisting with the Little Ladies Day picnic held by our acquaintance? Such charitable acts as this have been his inclination ever since the rumors circulated about his underhanded, rather, potentially underhanded paid dealings involving his tournaments! It’s such a shame that there is talk of his having purchased his way onto the committee. One does hope he is aware that change is possible.

Of Home;

Perhaps those of you who take my words to heart will send a kindness to his lordship, in the form of a bouquet? In this season of hope and renewal no less is longed for! For those of you who are new to such endeavors, newly titled and otherwise, do bear in mind that a rose by any other name does not quite have its meaning. Perhaps a refresher is in order? Do not take offense, my dears! Only remember that if you wish to send your wish for healing and care, do not send a missive twined around a handful of Dragonwort and Forsythia!

1st sun of the

Second Astral Moon

In Menphina's Wake:

of love and scandal

Oh my dear readers, has the time simply not flown by?Half a moon has passed since the glamorous wedding of heir to the House d’Angelique, Selaphiel, and his blushing bride Manon! While the lord seemed to lose his footing towards the end of their dance, we must grant him mercy this sun and not draw too much attention to it. I will instead draw attention to the bride’s astonishing gown, and beg you all to find me the name of her tailor! Such a dress is sure to set a trend…It seems that their lovely ball following the ceremony was host to not simply well wishes, but the exact sort of scandal you all clamor to sink your teeth into!Open wide, my friends, for I have a veritable feast for you!

Of Love;

Baroness Ursielle Vauquelin was witnessed by several party-goers to be pinning Lord Lorain Sanguemont into a corner! Just what these two planned for the evening out of the public eye leaves very little even to this author’s imagination! They were not the only pair secreting out of sight. Ser Jude Lohengrinne was cornered in an upstairs library by a figure clad entirely in black, who had some rather curious assumptions to make about the young Ser’s ties to illicit activity…He was rescued by none other than the Groom’s own brother, Lord Gabriel d’ Angelique, who extended a bloodied hand to help him along! What precisely is the man getting up to where that would be seen as a desirable choice? Lord Chevalier was seen by one witness to be shakily removing himself from the lovely portrait gallery with blood on his clothes not long after the crowd in the hallway excused itself into the tantalizing gardens.

Surely the Lords d’ Angelique and Chevalier have not been keeping us in suspense of a possible dalliance between the two men? Are the passions we have witnessed flaring between them hiding something more romantic in nature?Perhaps the famed Lady Primrose could be of some assistance!I, for one, applaud her latest additions to the cluttered shelves of society’s virginal masses! Let them get their delicate gloves on her newest title ‘Tempted by the Fury’, and receive a well needed education.There are other lessons to be learned, however. Just as I keep my identity well concealed and away from the public eye, perhaps the Viscount Olivier Theroux and Lord Florin Colombe could be enticed to do the same. The pair were seen strolling quite comfortably into a reputed Gentleman’s Club in the later bells of the evening, and not leaving until the early bells of dawn. How soon do you think we will hear word of another supposed hunting trip…?Better yet, perhaps they will return from the wilds with more material for the marriage mart! I am not the only one who knows of the Desanges family and their strange inclinations. Certainly I am not the first one to tell you that the lad known as ‘Twig’, supposedly Ser Vaako Soltau, is not only being claimed as a ward, but is now the Lady Ophelie Desanges very own fiance! One does wonder if the poor man even knows what the term means, or if this is simply the easiest union the Desanges could see for the Lady.

Of Scandal;

Before I further get your feathers in a dander, turn thine eye from such salacious stories to mysteries yet unsolved.Have none of you asked yourselves where you might find Lord Rousseau? Is his presence so absent from his beloved birds not strange, considering the nefarious assault of one imprisoned dragoon? Just where is he…and will those awaiting such precious cargo as his renowned chocobos be forced to demand their well spent funds returned if he is unable to produce what they so desperately wish for?Equally, what of the recent duel of a Red Mage against a Cardinal of the Ishgardian Orthodox Church? Do you not see your own hypocrisy when such sins as these are reduced to the sting of steel, and yet you chase away your creatives and authors in favor of divinity? The Cardinal even suffered the defeat in favor of Mage d’Ermine! Will of Halone indeed…

18th sun of the

First Umbral Moon

My Newest Confidant:

Dearest gentle readers, we are true friends now, are we not? As we come to know one another I believe I do you all a disservice for not using names that we already know and expect to see! Especially when using a mere letter to sum up a household may mistake one for another! I am not one for mistakes, and shall not give reason for any to suspect one lord or lady when I do, in fact, mean another!In previous promises, I made one regarding heroics and I am not one to disappoint. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of all who participated in the begged hunt of a monstrous spawn of Nidhogg’s brood. It is well known that lordlings gathered recently to play the part of savior! As expected of those born to a life of privilege, Lord Arquette de Auzenne fumbled his weapon - resulting in a disastrous misfire! A priceless, antique stained-glass window was shattered at his hands! Surely the image preserved in such a treasure has seen far more war and combat than he.Perhaps such fumbling is why so many first born sons and daughters were not entrusted with the keeping of Ishgard so many cycles ago, and must now find their honor in other ways. We may yet see the country take notes from their fellows in Sharlyan, Ala Mhigo or Thavnair! Surely the bonds of affection are easily strengthened…By marriage?

By Menphina's Grace;

eat your heart out

This author has discovered that the once unmarriageable Dame Saintisme Vaillancourt has been properly swept to the outskirts of the market by Lord Lancelot Coquelicot. Few can forget her trial by combat when faced with charges about the death of her dear father, nor her swift departure from her family estate upon her victory!Upon her return the now Lord Coquelicot made quite the public proclamation to slaughter her family name and end its line. It seems she has now ensured the end of the Vaillancourt name as well! Only time will tell if this is a love match, or one born of spite.Not all partnerships leave so much to the imagination, of course. The owner of the renowned Le Renard Argente, Ser Evraux Mouraut, has quite the public and passionate betrothal! It has been reported that perhaps those passions resulted in the destruction of his own estate.Was it a jealous and drunken rage that resulted in such excessive vandalism as to warrant his moving to a new residence during repairs? Perhaps it was merely the desire to improve upon an already lovely family home for his husband to be. That does not, however, explain why he is temporarily residing with a man who is not his intended.Do not misunderstand - there are a number of titillating and heart clutching true romances to be seen! Lady Josephine Moineau’s recent engagement to Lord Dauvaunt de Courcelle stands in the face of suspected disinheritance from his family! Would such a loss of stability, finances and title not cause these two love birds to pause?With the not so distant past of Lord Courcelle's financial blow when his newly purchased building was reduced to ash, surely they are not so caught in the present of one another that they do not look to the future.

1st sun of the

First Umbral Moon

A Question of Integrity:

Loyal readers, it is with a sharpened wit and genteel mind that I pen my first address to you in this, our new year. As the hustle and bustle of Starlight and Heavensturn turn from merriment to memories, this humble author personally congratulates you on surviving all manner of trials and tribulations, and shall pray for a kind, exciting year to come.As you may recall, my last publication revealed to you a most serious matter regarding the rigging of the Bloodsands. If I may be so bold, this seems to have struck quite the nerve in the accused monetarist, Mister R, as he has gone out of his way to host his very own gladiatory event. It does tickle this author to see such a usually composed gentleman feel the need to rebuke or otherwise challenge this paper’s findings.This author has it under good authority that Mister R ran the display of blood and brawn and very few brains not under the cover of darkness, but beneath the scorching sun of a bright afternoon! Although eight participants were originally expected, it was discovered that one eager combatant had not only been paid for his participation, but paid to lose! Mister R dismissed the disgraced man as publicly as he could which leaves one last question - did he in fact pay the man himself, only to dismiss him in an attempt to rally his reputation?We may perhaps never know.You do not wish to know about the nefarious underdealings of such a place, fair readers, and I shall not leave you in suspense! Lady N won a handsome purse for dominating against the Ul’dahnians and otherwise in attendance. Let this reassure you: the Fury’s blessing does not remain within the borders of our beloved city. She sees and bestows it upon her children wherever their feet carry them.

Raucos Reports;

Beyond the realm of sanctioned combat, people are still finding ways to come to blows. Our resident King suffered an injustice against one of his own, when Sir S was found near to death. Despite the severity of his burns, he was recognized by nothing less than his uniform! Blessedly the healers called in from across the star were able to assist in a fruitful recovery…although none so miraculous that would warrant participating in a gladiatory event nor having Mister R bet on his success!Similarly, Lord D was involved in a brutally witnessed attack against his darling stables! Is it any wonder, when the city of Ishgard is as tumultuous as it now stands? It has been reported that not long after a victorious race for Lord D’s pureblooded, authentic Coerthan Comet, a well-armored Dragoon assaulted an Inquisitor!It was reported by numerous civilians who were shielded by the Inquisitor, that the Dragoon was relentless in his attack! The destruction of property left the stables in ruins, and the Dragoon was dragged away in irons. The scene of such a crime was deserted in little more than a quarter of a bell, begging one last question - was any of this related to Lord A’s recent purchase of a Coerthan Comet all his own, or is such a display of patronage merely…coincidental?

Matters of the Heart;

Thankfully there is news circulating around Lord A that is not so grim and dark as what has plagued the earliest of moons. Congratulations are in order, in fact, for the upcoming nuptials of Lord A and his soon to be Lady! As expected of a family so in the eye of society, their private ceremony will give way to a very public and very exclusive ball to celebrate. This author wishes the lovely couple every happiness, and perhaps the next announcement I have to share will be announcing a welcome arrival!It is with a glad heart that such news may find its way to you, my dear readers, from a source we have all waited on with bated breath. Lady F has been blessed with a son! Against rumors of the contrary, the child is hale and whole and lacking wing, claw or fang. Although Lady F has not yet shown her child to the public, perhaps she is waiting for the season to start…or for rumors to once again plague her allied households.Not all households find rest and ease where love is concerned. Perhaps some of you recall the tragedy that befell House Satis’s once bride-to-be Lady Havisham. It has come to my attention that the Lady’s soul has taken to ‘keeping odd hours’, or so says Lord E. He was found trespassing through the graveyard of her resting place! Although her mausoleum was undisturbed, perhaps Lord E was simply caught before he managed to achieve his true end?

Fanciful Fictions;

Let such stories not curl your toes. Instead, leave such a feat to the newly published stories by Lord B. His return to Ishgard was marked by the publishing of several tawdry novels. One such newly released title has even caused Lord B to find himself plagued by letters from a lesser noble house bursting with daughters. Are these truly demands to cease his writings, or could something more tantalizing be lurking within the confines of parchment and ink?It is, after all, parchment and ink that bind you and I together. There is something nestled into the written word that begs the reader to act! No less than the begged request to slay, nay, slaughter a remaining denizen of Nidhogg’s brood! I could hardly believe my own ears when I heard that it was a Wyvern of such terrifying temperament laying waste to much needed supplies and resources for our beloved star. Perhaps I shall speak to you of heroes this next moon, fair readers. Perhaps I shall speak to you of dazzling ball gowns, declarations of love, and feats of daring.Perhaps you and I shall be surprised.

1st sun of the

Sixth Umbral Moon

Rumors in the Sand:

Ul'dah's presence in Society

Beyond the snows of Ishgard, the monetarists of Ul’dah recently hosted a most sensational endeavor. A coming together of nobles from across the star! Such a generous act is certainly appreciated for those with a notion to make connections, to meet others of like mind, but such a grand gesture does not go without some turned eyes and suspicion. What deals were struck behind closed doors? What transpired at that banquet that would be best kept a secret? Dearest readers, it would not be fit to not share what this author knows.

One Garlean representative whom this column will call Lady L. was present in the Jewel of the Desert for the Harvest Banquet though her bodyguard seemed to harbor other intentions. In fact, Lady L.’s bodyguard was one of those involved in a brawl outside of the infamous Quicksands establishment. Such an immodest act drew a crowd and it was one of the onlookers who was able to determine that it was another ward of Lady L.’s house who was engaged in the fisticuffs. The vanquished underachiever of the ordeal was said to have retreated swiftly.It is worth noting that Ul’dah is no stranger to violence, be it organically occuring in the wake of some petty disagreement, or gerrymandered for profit. You have read that correctly, dear readers, for this author has been made privy to a most stupefying fact that was overheard at the banquet. Though unaware of from whose mouth the talk of rigging the gladiatorial combat came, it is a cause for concern if such a conversation transpired at the banquet. Perhaps such words originated with the host, R. At the very least, he did not seem to go out of his way to quell such barbarous talk.

Ishgardian Affinities;

This column is no stranger to recurring characters and our good Doctor V. from the Devil’s Night ball seems keen to become one of those. After dallying with the heir of House R. at the notably scandalous event, the two were seen in attendance of the monetarist’s banquet in Ul’dah. It is stated they remained in close proximity throughout the evening and displayed such prodigious acts of outward affection that it is difficult for Society to not presume the two seek a coupling. This author merely wonders when they will pursue the proper means of courtship, seeing as House R.’s head should surely do all he can to abide by Ishgard’s social standards.

A newcomer on the social scene was present at the banquet and was hailed all around as a pleasant face to behold. Readers, this author finds themself at a loss of what titelage to use for this magnanimous individual referred to as a King in some spaces. For purpose of this paper, we shall refer to him as Lord B. Lord B. appeared quite recently in Ishgard, establishing himself quite quickly with Bozjan coin and jotting about immediately to such grandeur events as Ul’dah’s recent banquet. This stranger has caught a few eyes in Ishgardian circles, to no surprise, but seems to hail a connection to the Dzemael house in one way or another. His manor, however, boasts rather tight security, with artisans coming and going frequently. One must have to wonder what this mysterious Lord B. seeks to gain from this presence in Ishgard!

On the note of both Ishgard and the Dzemael, Lord C. arrived quite out of sorts some sennights ago. While he and Lord T. departed in a carriage with their wives, the four of them all arrived on foot. Twelve be praised, the ladies seemed primarily without injury, though the same could not be said of their gentlemen. Lord C. sported a grave injury to his arm which required rapid medical attention to prevent further damage and Lord T. was bedecked in quite the fashionable shoulder bandage upon arrival. Both men have made a complete recovery, surely to the revelry of their dear wives. While the gaggle of Ishgardian nobility had cleary been hunting, judging by the felled buck and bear upon the bird they returned alongside, one must wonder what it was proper Ladies of Ishgard were doing doting guns like the menfolk. Well, at least one is a proper Lady of Ishgard.It is scarcely an Issue without someone from the renowned House A. making an appearance upon our bracket. Lord A. of House A. (who make his monicker blissfully easy for this author to recall) made an appearance in these very pages after the Devil’s Night Ball consorting with a certain Ser L. But it seems his intentions have changed! Lady T. and Lord A. have been seen publicly spending much time around one another, and this author has been informed a letter was delivered from Lord A.’s bachelor’s estate addressed to Lady T.’s father. The two hardly seem a match beyond social status, so one must wonder what this courtship is aimed it–unless assumptions are wildly wrong about Lord A’.s intentions.

Northern Hearthfires;

Another pedigreed house if Ishgard seems to be in quite the state. House D. affiliated with a certain more affluent High House, suffered the most grievous of tragedies. One must ask, however, if this house may have brought it upon themselves. Readers, the death of innocent children are always harrowing to hear of, but one can feel less pity towards the parents. House D. was known, after all, for their manipulative and disreputable dealings with political rivals. With the named family dead in the wake of such devastation, the question remains: who shall now inherit the smoldering remains of the family and estate? Despite the bitter chill of Coerthas in the wake of the Calamity, however, it seems that notable persons are no strangers to fire.

With Starlight and the bitter blade of winter at our heels, a most curious dwelling has appeared within the Brume. Due to the pertinacious efforts of one Lady J., a cold weather lodging is reportedly due to open posthaste. Though it is this author’s understanding that the Lady rallied no small amount of reputable Houses to achieve such a magnanimous objective, it would be terribly irresponsible to not recount the suspicious fate of the last charitable endeavor Lady J. affiliated with. I speak, have no doubt, of the fire that razed a soup kitchen to the ground some two moons’ past. As such an event may have very well slipped under the nose of our polite society, I shall state plainly for you, dearest readers, that the verdict was none other than foul play. One can only hope that such charitable undertakings spare further disparagement in the coming moons.

2nd sun of the

Sixth Astral Moon

Sacrilege and Scandal:

spontaneous and sensuous?

Dear readers, one must confess that this author is not wont to lead you astray. While the Devil’s Night ball transpired as one would expect of Society’s most scurrilous event, as these coming pages shall reflect, rest assured that such is not true of a rapidly approaching event. Or, so I can only hope. Though, far be it from this writer to think this society incapable of such mischief within even the most sanctimonious of grounds. This year, it seems the nethers of Ishgard herself have been opened to curious souls in want of seasonal thrills. Those cruel, cold catacombs beneath the city are inviting esteemed individuals to partake of an unguided exploration! I, most certainly, praise those brave enough to wander about such a chilling atmosphere.But, I would be remiss to proceed without fairly assessing some of the ball’s most ripe scandals. After all, we both are clever enough to recognize such is the very reason you hold this paper in your hands.

Of Indulgent Dalliances;

No small number of couplings stole away on their own into the fanciable garden lawn of Angelique Estate. But some, readers, were particularly brazen. Before the gaze of a ballroom quite teeming with activity, the ever unorthodox Doctor V. was spied quite near to the head of house R. Whispers say that the two even partook of a kiss! At least, readers, unlike others, both men had arrived unescorted. The same cannot be true of some other guests.As for some other attendees of the festival of impropriety, they are alleged to have not depart with whom they supposedly arrived. One such Ser L. of jousting fame only sennights past is among these numbers. Though he was said to have arrived with another, his dalliances lingered with a cousin to the odious Lord G. who is no stranger to this author's columns. Readers, perhaps I was correct in my assumptions that Ser L. and Lord G. would delight in fraternal comradery, if this newfound congeniality with Lord A. continues.Speaking of the Lord G., naturally he was in attendance at such a lascivious promenade wearing permissibly little. One would expect him to dance with Lord B. but it seems his hand was taken by another repeat in our column, though for vastly disparate reasons–Inquisitor T. It seemed that Lord G. might have dallied with engrossment with how close the two were dancing. And yet later in the evening Inquisitor T. harbored a notable contiguity to the Lord B. One might think this Inquisitor has his eye in some dalliance with both men.

Despite the nature of the beast that is the Devil’s Night ball, the noteworthy occurrences are not without exception regarding dalliances of the heart and body. But what is any ball without one unfortunate maiden's tears? Indeed, a terribly forlorn Lady T. had garnered the attention of many curious eyes upon hastily making her retreat from the dancefloor. Though we no doubt wish her well, I have little question that those in attendance were most curious as to whatever the Lady found so very disagreeable. One rumor of note involves Lady T.'s upbringing in Ul'dah, and concerns of her occupation prior to her marriage to Lord T. Though any proper Lady would likely take offense, one cannot help but wonder if such an extreme reaction was in response to a chord of truth being struck...?

In Matters of the Mind;

Perhaps it may surprise you that not all gossip of note revolved around such intimate affairs? Each, however, was certainly with its unique nuances and delicacies. A too terribly conspicuous meeting occurred between one Lord L. and Lady C. I have it on good authority that the very same Lady has been seen leaving this Lord's shop in something of a fluster; furthermore, she was quick to depart, chin tucked to her chest, upon Lord G.'s arrival. One has to wonder what curious circumstance has occurred between the houses in question, given gossip that the former tensions have been alleviated. What, precisely, did Lord L. say to the Lady? I do pray Lady C. has not found herself in a precarious situation; people have been blackmailed for far less, after all.

But the Ton waits for no one, and time has not stood still beyond the Devil’s Night Ball. As a matter of fact, one Lady R. has been seen often in the companionship of her own sister’s betrothed, the esteemed Captain M. Why, just some sennights prior, the two were spotted strolling the markets together, far closer than an unmarried couple should be. It is one thing to steal away a man ripe for the capture, but it is an entirely loathsome act to poach one’s future brother-in-law.The scandal of the holiday was not exclusive to the Devil’s Night Ball, however, for even those of lower rungs of society partook of the festivities. While we, dearest readers, would not usually turn our eyes to such a thing, it just so happens that a knight pledged to House S. (whose own Lord A was unseated at the Harvest Herald Joust) was involved. As though the poor man is not dealing with enough mockery as it is, imagine the horror of his own house knight being seen departing a low born bar in the Brume well after closing time in attendance not only with the bartender himself but another woman! A trail of feathers matching those on her costume was found leading from an alleyway the very next morning!.

13th sun of the

Fifth Umbral Moon

THE DEVIL'S NIGHT BALL:

scandal of the season?

My dearest readers, there is scarcely a doubt in my mind that you have heard of the highly anticipated Devil's Night Ball hosted by none other than the venerable Angeliques. As cherished individuals of society, I simply could not bear it if I did not encourage you to proceed with the utmost caution. Ishgard’s elite, of course, know exactly of what debauchery I speak. I beg of you, hold fast to your darling, lest they be lured by the devils that lurk within. I doubt I need remind you of last Autumn's scandalous affair between a fair-haired noble and the young woman he was caught mid-dalliance with within that tempestuous garden. Oh, I do still feel for the gentle maiden caught in such tryst.

On such a note of such trysts, Lord G.’s recent showing after the culmination of the joust has turned more of polite society’s eyes upon the companions he takes. Even more so Lord B’.s showing at a recent duel against Lord C. It is said, dear readers, that the men were reduced to scrapping like animals on a field of honor. What honor is there to be had amongst these men! What a sight for our fair society. It leads one to question Lord G.’s taste in companionship which, fairly, is within our right. He is known to judge the companionship taste of everyone around him, after all.

What is even more curious would surely be the current goings on at the C. estate. After a most onerous recovery from Lord G.’s unorthodox assault at the Monthly Market, the C. family has now set their sights on toiling to dig up the Central Highlands for an unknown scheme. Most suspicious!Naturally, curious men keep curious company, readers, and the strapping young Lord L., who is not without his entanglements with Lord G. and Lord C. both, is no exception. Lord L. has recently found himself the beneficiary of a reassignment within the Congregation. One must wonder how much of this is based on merit alone. He is possessed of an established relationship with one Inquisitor T. Some may say this promotion reeks of nepotism.

OF SNUBBED AFFAIRS;

Nepotism and favoritism may indeed be abound in Society, given the recent incident with Lady V. The schismatic Lady recently contrived of a scheme to have her pick of the eligible bachelors in the land… only to run off with her knight! One simply must wonder how this will affect the Lady V.’s favor in society moving forward. The poor, slighted gentlemen.Another poor, slighted gentleman is the Lord A. The eager young man participated in the Harvest Herald Joust and took quite the trouncing from the brutish Ser L. This young knight who served under the banner of House D. for some time unseated Lord A. in a garous show of undue force. Perhaps Ser L. and Lord G. should attend to fraternity given their wanton predisposition to such actions.